I’ve been pondering this for a while and I think today confirmed my suspicions:
Cameron Payne was drafted by the Thunder solely to dance with Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook.
Why do I say this? Let’s examine the evidence:
Exhibit A (ignore the trash ass music, that was not my doing):
and of course, the piece of evidence that confirmed my thoughts:
I think that settles it. The man only plays 12 minutes a game and pours in a measly 5 points. He’s here to dance. This dancing has OKC in the conference finals at 1-1 going into tonight’s game 3, though.
Maybe more teams should #DraftForDancing.